His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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