Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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