The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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