apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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