Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I AM VODKA MAN
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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