I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im holly from the hills drunk
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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