I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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