Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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