You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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