she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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