used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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