Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You can't just leave with hair like that
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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