They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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