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I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You can't just leave with hair like that
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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