just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
