Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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