After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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