I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he told me I talked like a deaf person
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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