I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Life is so much better after having sex.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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