Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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