He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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