I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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