Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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