you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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