margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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