They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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