david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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