Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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