Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
