I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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