You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Girls should come with a carfax report
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
