The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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