I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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