Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
