Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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