I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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