Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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