And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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