Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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