whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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