wat bout pragnant strippers??
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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