Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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