Me too!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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