I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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