Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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