So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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