Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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