can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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