nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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