Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You made out with two different species that night
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I see more hoeing in ur future
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