if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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