I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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